When a mysterious beam from space changes the world into a video game, the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard must return to put the “ASS” in ASSimilation! Experience the classic, NES-hard challenge you’ve come to love, mixed with new mechanics, abilities, and collectible armor pieces that the Nerd must utilize in order to defeat his most challenging foe yet. This time the Angry Video Game Nerd isn’t just saving his friends — he’s saving the world! If you’re a fan of old school difficulty, fart jokes, The Nerd, and/or old school platformers, you’ll love Angry Video Game Nerd II: ASSimilation!
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